Trading Places

Go to your newsagents, there’s a new disease

it’s called ‘the worship of celebrities’.

Why do they do it and buy that mag?

Who gives a fuck about Paris Hilton, the slag.

 

They wanna get a piece of the fame action,

But the famed declaim it as their first reaction.

Get that arseing camera out of my face!

Elton to media, you’re a fucking disgrace!

 

Too much effort,

Too much time,

Put into my life to switch with another,

Too much thought,

Too much care,

To trade places with some tosser off Big Brother.

 

It’s really quite depressing, that so many are so sad

That people revere the famed good, the ugly and bad.

They’re so myopic, that they can’t see there’s much more

Than hobnobbing at the Ivy with Jude bloody Law.

 

Too much effort,

Too much time,

Put into my life to switch with another,

Too much thought,

Too much care,

To trade places with some tosser off Big Brother.