Mr Employable

I’ll bullshit away to get my foot in the door

Yeah I’ll bend the truth ’til it graces the form

Just sift through the past ’til it reflects well on me

I’ll be exactly what you want me to be

 

I can react with anger or can play it cool

Can do what you say or play by my own rules

I’m Mr Employable, can’t you see?

I’ll be exactly what you want me to…

 

Show me the hoops and I will jump right through

For I can do what you say I must be able to

Exactly what you’re looking for is me

I’ll bleed myself dry for your company

 

Your job fills me with verve and joy

It’s what I’ve wanted to do since I was a boy

It really is my ambition true

To do just what you want me to do

 

Show me the hoops and I will jump right through

For I can do what you say I must be able to

Exactly what you’re looking for is me

I’ll bleed myself dry for your company

 

Realistic but ambitious too

To myself and others I am always true

Put simply, you really cannot refuse

To have Mr Employable working for you

 

Show me the hoops and I will jump right through

For I can do what you say I must be able to

Exactly what you’re looking for is me

I’ll live and I’ll die for your company