So you think that we’re invaded
Fucked and screwed, immasculated
You try to preserve an English culture
From what you perceive as a foreign vulture
You say that you’ve got big ideas
And then you wash it all down with foreign beers
A joke. A Fool. That’s what you are
Your lack of understanding won’t get you far
‘Cos while you rant about Muslim and Hindu
You fail to realise the real problem is you
You’re merely part of a mongrel nation
That overrates its worldwide station
So you fight with tooth, nail and baseball bat
To keep other nations off our doormat
You say that you’ve got big ideas
And then you wash it all down with foreign beers
A joke. A fool. That’s what you are
Your lack of understanding won’t get you far
‘Cos while you rant about Muslim and Hindu
You fail to realise the real problem is you
So while the hell d’you think you’re right?
When all your thoughts are filled with shite
All I’m really trying to infer
Is you’re a Little Englander
A joke. A Fool. That’s what you are
Your lack of understanding won’t get you far
‘Cos while you rant about Muslim and Hindu
You fail to realise the real problem is you
YOU SAY YOU WANT YOUR INDEPENDENCE, SO LET’S PUT A NUKE INTO FRANCE
(Time in France is time you’re wasting,
the only place on Earth that smells like Hastings…)